@@SourChips The grievous eyesore that thou hast wrought by omitting the humble yet essential verb ‘be’ hath oozed most ungraciously into mine delicate orbs, causing me no small measure of aesthetic torment. I do beseech thee, knave, rectify this offense at once, lest my patience-already worn thinner than a pauper’s pocket-dissolve entirely. Make haste, and amend thy words, once and proper, thou base-born peasant!
The clock glows dim. Ken lies awake, eyes tracing shadows. Thoughts drift, tangle, slip then circle back, restless. Sleep comes late, two hours stolen. By evening, his head dips, he wakes to an unfamiliar hour, disoriented, untethered.
It is with the utmost certainty that I declare Ken to be the precise sort of individual whose particular disposition, whether by an unfortunate lapse in judgment or by sheer force of cosmic inevitability, would lead him to experience the deeply regrettable and socially mortifying phenomenon of involuntarily defiling the very garments intended to preserve his dignity, only to then-without a modicum of hesitation or self-reproach-exclaim, with great theatricality and an utter absence of self-awareness, the utterly baffling and seemingly non sequitur utterance: “Goblin demolisher.”
Ken is the goblin who steals my memories every time I watch a video so I keep watching over and over and eventually try to break the cycle so I write a comment to myself so I can remember this time. Help me. Ken is hurting me.
Here's my poem to you, Ken. I miss the old Ken(ye) Straight from the go Ken(ye) Chopped up the soul Ken(ye) Set on his goals Ken(ye) I hate the new Ken(ye) The bad mood Ken(ye) The always rude Ken(ye) Spaz in the news Ken(ye) I miss the sweet Kanye, chop up the chins Ken(ye) I gotta say at that time I'd like to meet Ken(ye) See I invented Ken(ye) it wasn't any Ken(ye) And now I look and look around and there's so many Ken(ye) I used to love Ken(ye), I used to love Ken(ye)
He said in a previous video maybe 3 days ago that he realizes it doesn't work on towers, but then in this video brings it up when its only dealing tower damage. I think he just likes to mention goblin curse damage amplification a lot.
Ken is like that one guy to catch miners with their pants down, pull them inside his eveolved goblin cage, shows them his suspesious bush, and evolved battle ram, and evolved wall breakers, and drops the goblin curse on them.
idk whats so addicting about this guys videos, got back into clash after 6 years and started watching a month ago. The GO SON, goblin curse = damage amplifcation, and minecraft music at the end make me wanna come back. Kens such a real guy jokes aside thanks for the content.
Ken is the sort person to make eye contact with you while you're both using adjacent urinals and hear him say "after rain comes lightning" before shitting his pants
Yo the vids are so fire. Been a while since i seen a ytuber trying out differenft decks they created. And also you are really good at the game. Keep it up! ❣
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I love how ken is so Tactile with his bush he slowly started plucking out the hair and making it into a beard and thought we wouldnt notice.
That's so fucking disgusting lmao 😂
"I Love how Ken" we have a new leader
@@aleskanderr i loved when ken ate at taco bell and sharted and said "Now that's some red poison"
TMI, you could have kept that to yourself lil bro
@@bigbunstudios7494shut up lil kid no one asked for your opinion.
Australian goblinstein is the kind of monster to exclaim “my towers on low hp” when his woman asks for round 2
goated
*boyfriend
My dagger duchess is out of daggers
"My elixir pump is out of elixir"
"My champion ability hasn't recharged yet!"
Ken is the genre of character to fart in a room and say "Damage amplification!" as everyone starts gagging
More like "Poison value!"
that also implies that damage is being delt, if the fart amplifies damage, then the damage delt is probably cringe
@@meganek0597😊
Clash royale has evolved dart goblin, ken is evolved fart goblin 😂
ken is secretly a royal hog 0:14
Nahh😂😂
Exposed 😂
@@Z130U get a life
THIS ONE WINS 😭
13:27 too
Ken is a chap of the varietal to say ’log value’ as his neighbour's home is destroyed by a falling tree.
Log value would imply that his neighbour is dead too
@@jadenbcsthat would be a huge log value
keep yourself safe
@@jadenbcs positive elixir trade
we finally got the spin-off of my favourite video of Kenny of all time, "suspicious bush is broken", what a classic
ken playing wit his bush again 😒
Massive
@@NotHeartAfire suspiciously massive
Even from here, I can tell that he needs to do something about his bush
Something needs to be done about this President Bush
Her*
6:44 IT'S BEEN LIKE 10 VIDEOS KEN I'M GETTING TIRED OF TELLING YOU IT DOES NOT AMPLIFY TOWER DAMAGE!!!
Yes exactly
And he always plays it at the king tower like a little twat
Thank you
what???!!!!!
but it has damage amplification
Ken is the kind of person to scream “Wall Breaker Connection” after hearing an explosion at the airport
Idk why this shit has me giggling
The DHA would like to talk to you
Ken is in a suspicious bush to reveal his log closer to the miners
this gotta the unfunniest shit ive ever read
@@SourChips dont forget to edit the "be" in there before someone points it out
@@jerry_the lmao fuck it shit was too unfunny it got me trippin
@@SourChips The grievous eyesore that thou hast wrought by omitting the humble yet essential verb ‘be’ hath oozed most ungraciously into mine delicate orbs, causing me no small measure of aesthetic torment. I do beseech thee, knave, rectify this offense at once, lest my patience-already worn thinner than a pauper’s pocket-dissolve entirely. Make haste, and amend thy words, once and proper, thou base-born peasant!
@@SourChips"this gotta the unfunniest" 🐶💔
0:00 Suspicious Bush gets cycled on the miner
2:46 Damage amplification
14:15 Suspicious Bush stops talking
0:32
13:41 Minecraft music starts
Ken is the particular evolution of neanderthal who measures his deck everyday and ends up with new values each time
I love that ken banned 'type a guy' the comments are way better with all the wacky way people say it now.
@@catvbandit450 whey
@mercxry whey
@@mercxry Did i write it wrong?
@@catvbandit450whey is dairy protein stuff, way is the word you were looking for
The clock glows dim.
Ken lies awake, eyes tracing shadows.
Thoughts drift, tangle, slip
then circle back, restless.
Sleep comes late, two hours stolen.
By evening, his head dips,
he wakes to an unfamiliar hour,
disoriented, untethered.
too much, shorten it next time with a more conclusive end
wow beautiful
No way you’re cooking this hard in a Ken comments section,
Thats like making a five star gourmet meal in the middle of Chernobyl
Ken likes his Clash Royale like his women, celebrating their 9th birthday
💀💀💀💀
i’m dead😭😭
5:37 ken is hitting puberty
he reveals his secret robot voice
3:55
ken: i like my women like i like my decks
also ken: *plays deck with bush*
Ken understands the appeal
This implies Ken hates the decks he makes
a suspicious bush
@@michaeltabarroni70 Ken hates women?
One of the best comments on here. You sir deserve thousands of likes
Guy is the Ken of type to drop a brick from the top of a skyscraper and say "watch this prediction".
If ken dated a minor, it would probably be a minor miner’s minor miner son
bro whens the next video coming out
@ when I have time😭
If Ken dated a minor, he’d commit a minor mistake and get thrown in jail for the rest of his life.
dumbest comment award
@@Ranger-sl3qq must be a fierce competition, eh?
13:46 just imagine I commented that
you know what else you can imagine
@@leelon8964 dragon these nutz across yo face
missed opportunity 😢
Ken the sort of dude to go to the kindergarden and drop his trousers and shout “suspicious bush”
that's way more unhinged than 90% of the other comments
Criminal level comment
😂😂😂😂
Also he does the shhh with his hands
@@kabirsingh5502 the 10% might be more than you think
NOT THE MINERS! 😟
2:09 ken admits his true desires
Ken is the kind of human to say “he has mirror?” When the second plane hits the tower.
that comment's already been done.
This had me in tears 💀
😂
@@e5urient how
@@chapter1564 Have to redo all the comments with the new "Ken is the ___ of ___" trend
Take a shot every time Ken mentions goblin curse damage amplification
ケンは人前で怪しい藪をかゆくするのが好きです
Ken likes making his suspicious bush itchy in front of others???
6:09 one of the best ice spirit plays of all time
the spirit of evo ice spirit possessed him
That was totally a play of all time. Bravo Vince 👏
Ken is a familiar kind of gentlemen to refer to the Vietnam war as "suspicous bush cycle"
😭😭
She suspicious of my bush till a goblin pops out
Yeah a dart goblin because it spits at you, but also because its evo dart goblin so its poisonous (I have chlamydia)
Ken is the archetype of man to yell out "prediction log" and then proceed to give ferocious dih
Reddit humour
Peak Ken comment sextion
5th grader ahh humour
@@masemoose9525 the entire comment section runs on Reddit humour lol
@@blazikin I disagree. We'd be seeing a whole lot more leftist shit if that were the case.
12:33 this is the moment when Ken says "that's cool man I'll be back tomorrow anyways"
3:14 ishowspeed PTSD clash royale
Goblinstein imitates his mother’s emote
@@michaeltabarroni70 they grow up so fast 🥲
It is with the utmost certainty that I declare Ken to be the precise sort of individual whose particular disposition, whether by an unfortunate lapse in judgment or by sheer force of cosmic inevitability, would lead him to experience the deeply regrettable and socially mortifying phenomenon of involuntarily defiling the very garments intended to preserve his dignity, only to then-without a modicum of hesitation or self-reproach-exclaim, with great theatricality and an utter absence of self-awareness, the utterly baffling and seemingly non sequitur utterance: “Goblin demolisher.”
5:30 cracks came out of Ken's mouth instead of going into his needle this time
“You hit but I tapped” -kenjamin the 3rd. Gotta be up there in discussion for quote of year
7:33 Ken uses Goblinstein deploy sound
ken is the epitome of homo sapiens male to tell us about goblins curse's damage amplification
13:52 Ken remember to put the video of the sick emote of you drinking the gobin curse and turning into a goblin at the start of the next video
Nice vid, daddy Kenny! it's quite sussy. Also appreciation to your commentary, that's very nice when you speak.
Ken is a specific specimen that would drop 50 bombs on USA and say "evo cannon value!"
Mustach man
Ken is the goblin who steals my memories every time I watch a video so I keep watching over and over and eventually try to break the cycle so I write a comment to myself so I can remember this time.
Help me. Ken is hurting me.
Ken is the archetype of man that yells „suspicious bush value!“ after reaching puberty
Here's my poem to you, Ken.
I miss the old Ken(ye)
Straight from the go Ken(ye)
Chopped up the soul Ken(ye)
Set on his goals Ken(ye)
I hate the new Ken(ye)
The bad mood Ken(ye)
The always rude Ken(ye)
Spaz in the news Ken(ye)
I miss the sweet Kanye, chop up the chins Ken(ye)
I gotta say at that time I'd like to meet Ken(ye)
See I invented Ken(ye) it wasn't any Ken(ye)
And now I look and look around and there's so many Ken(ye)
I used to love Ken(ye), I used to love Ken(ye)
Day 3 of telling Ken that damage amplification doesn't work on towers, he's such a silly little boy
That’s what I’m saying 🥀
it's like a year i'm telling him the same 🥀
He said in a previous video maybe 3 days ago that he realizes it doesn't work on towers, but then in this video brings it up when its only dealing tower damage. I think he just likes to mention goblin curse damage amplification a lot.
does anyone know why ken opened the video by saying "Its been a while since ive lathered around in vaseline and played with my bush "
0:04 ken when he sees a child
Ken is like that one guy to catch miners with their pants down, pull them inside his eveolved goblin cage, shows them his suspesious bush, and evolved battle ram, and evolved wall breakers, and drops the goblin curse on them.
Ken is the kind of bloke to shit in an old person's home and say "goblin curse on skarmy"
Ken is the species of organisms to post 3 videos in 2 days
How many more days do you think it will take Ken to realize that goblin curse doesn't amplify the damage dealt to the towers?
Ken is the genre of human to think that goblin curse amplify the damage dealt to the towers
Frank is the certain guy to wax his bush and call it a 2.1 cycle.
10:38 ken is so humble, he could've won Nobel peace prize right here
13:13 "this is quite a lot of goblin curth value."
sleep-deprived is my favourite ken variant
after all my requests ken is finally showing his suspicious bush to all of us
2:46 Damage Amplification mentions Ken
11:03 Ken shows love for his gang
When god said let there be light, Ken started putting on sunscreen
Ken is a person that place with his hair even though it’s a small bush
First thing I do when I get to my 7 to 5 is watch ken at 7:14 am. Then I work, I love it.
9:01 „bush on the tower“ really says it all 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
13:26 grown as man btw
ken is the kind of man predicting me in the toilet giving no damn
8:30 is literally me right now
Same
Bruhhhh same
me too😭 idgaf man just play the game😭
Literally caught you with your pants down
same
4:12
Kursed Koblin almost finished on camera
his "deck" has "suspicious bush" in it, so he has to use a razor to "cycle" it away
I don't even play clash royale anymore I just come here to watch ken yap
finally ken is playing with his bush
A normal comment
ken, the goblin curse damage amplification DOES NOT affect buildings! 6:50
13:36 @Ken I tried to link the Reddit post to my comment but it got auto deleted by YT so here’s a reminder.
idk whats so addicting about this guys videos, got back into clash after 6 years and started watching a month ago. The GO SON, goblin curse = damage amplifcation, and minecraft music at the end make me wanna come back. Kens such a real guy jokes aside thanks for the content.
Ken if you were a food you would be a gas station hotdog
Ken the sort of gentlemen to knock down a 6 year old and shout “goblin brawler value”
Ken is the sort person to make eye contact with you while you're both using adjacent urinals and hear him say "after rain comes lightning" before shitting his pants
Ken es el tipo de persona que dice "fireball value" quando ve un documental sobre los dinosaurios
Ken is the certain specimen to see an African village and say, “Someone got some goblin curse value!”
Your videos are the best part of my day and I watch them when I wake up so it's all downhill from here! :)
Ken is the archetype of person to say bush value when eating a girl that didn't shave
Hear hear bush is back from 80's
8:02 waking up at 7.50 pm is a sign of depression, please dont kill yourself ken
Holy reach😭😭
don't you just love it when Ken plays with his bush
9 seconds, no views. damn fell off
hey ken please continue to keep your videos under 15 minutes since I do not want to spend too much time on the toilet. thanks.
Ken’s the species of organisms to secretly touch himself to miners and think we wouldn’t notice
Ur not funny
kid
play with my bush ken
Yo the vids are so fire. Been a while since i seen a ytuber trying out differenft decks they created. And also you are really good at the game. Keep it up!
❣
*Ty for 87,000 sub 🤧🤞*
Stupid ass bot with botted likes
Tf
Bot
13:03 this is kinda nuts.
Defending two egolems with cycle and NO BUILDING
kens the genre of character to put his long hard log into a suspicious bush
5:24 funniest ken moment bro
I love watching these with my morning coffee, so its funny to see you as awake as me 12 hours away
4:00 Ken likes his women like he likes his clash royal deck…15
Ken be the identified lad who yells "Mirror Rocket" when the two nukes launched
I absolutely love Ken, he really has become a master at baiting with his suspicious bush
i loved when ken showed a miner his big bush and log
Always a good time when ken posts his bush 🥰
Kenneth is the sort of gentleman to say "balloon connection!" When a plane hit the towers
Hey don't forget the emote of you drinking a goblin curse and turning into a goblin
Idk Ken is so good how Jesus christ wtf man so good dahell bro crazy
ken WOULD play with his bush on camera
Ok that double voice crack got a giggle out of me
Ken can‘t beat the allegations 7:33